Most English Majors Aren't Evil

Dear News Media:  I don’t know why you're so obsessed with pointing out that the Virginia Tech killer, Seung-Hui Cho, was an English major unless it has to do with that violent stuff he wrote for a short story class.

One doesn't have to be an English major to be a writer or to even write disturbing one-act plays. Even non-English majors are capable of writing sick stuff and killing innocent people.

So you know, the majority of English majors are normal people who have a strange like to read and write. Some people would call us bookworms. Most of us have no desire to kill or harm others.

Thanks for listening,

Abel (An English major)

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